YML: "Hey, good morning. Craig's mom got a different bedroom than me."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Craig called his mom early during the game, but we were already in bed."
YML: "Hey, good morning. I played jump the tuna with Craig's mom."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig, your mom's got my big Ping Ping"
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey, have you guys ever done Craigs mom."
YML: "Hey, good morning. I didn't hear Patrick say he'll miss me doing his mom."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey give Craig's mom a call, she got a finger story."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey when I'm with Petey mom, we dont even watch the news."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, which came first, me or your mom."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, we kinda have something in common. Your mom likes my stutter move."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tyler I got good news for you! The guy banging your dad, Im banging his mom."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Petey, your mom a teacher right, yeah she sure taught me some stuff this morning."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey even if I wasn't doing Petey mom, I like his sport."
CML: "Hey, good morning. My Roman Candle is still going off at Craig's mom's house."
YML: "Hey, good morning. My rig just had an eruption, but Craig's mom capped it."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, I'd like to apologize on the air to your mom for banging Craigs mom, Petey mom, and Big Puss's mom, sometimes when she's off the ice."
YML: "Hey, good morning. I've got a sports story for Petey. I'm playing stickball with your mom."
YML-"Hey good morning Hey Craigs mom likes it when my penis stutters."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, Im on overtime right now."
YML-"(Oh go ahead, ill ask for you, just a minute) Hey good morning! Hey can you put a few dollars aside to buy something nice for Tony's mom."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, since you're talking sports, Petey's mom got her game cock on."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig, I just finished with your mom. Follow that!"
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I think I got a computer problem, every time Im with Petey's mom I get a popup."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Petey, hey for being retired, your mom pretty active."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey guess what I started doing every Tuesday, Petey's mom."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, I just wanted Petey to know I haven't forgotten. His mom's still on my to do list."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony, make sure I get some pictures of your stepmom."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, on the back of Tony's mom it says guy bangin' your mom's property!"
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I just had sex with a black cats mom."
YML_"Hey good morning! Hey Austin, yeah dont worry, I ate it last night too."
YML-"Hey good morning! If I send a picture of Tony's mom and me will he accept it."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? What about walking in on a guy banging your mom?"
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I was in a drought over the weekend, but Craigs mom broke me that this morning."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig I just wanted you to know I'm exempt from the do-not call list."
YML: "Hey, good morning. I think you guys answered my question. I think Tony's mom's been looking for a ring on me."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Austin(lower voice) dont look in your mom's bedroom."
YML: "Hey, good morning. I can't remember my first on screen boob. I'm more hands on with Nick's mom."
YML: "Hey, good morning. I had humming on my crotch, but it was just Petey's mom."
YML: "Hey, good morning. I just want to clear something up. I don't do this to irritate Austin, I do it because I like his mom."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, I wanna apologize to Craig's mom. I was only able to make it over once this weekend."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, yeah your mom and I pretended we had a sleep number bed. Yeah she was a 6 and I was a 9."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey. Hey, sorry I got cut off earlier. Your mom rolled over on the phone."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey. Yeah, your mom......(click)"
CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Doc Ed, we kinda got something in common. Every time I'm with Craig's mom, I say, Hey look at this!"
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, with Craig's mom, Petey's mom and Nick's mom, it'll be three peters and out."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, there's one thing Craig likes me to do, and that's.. Nick's mom."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, it's gonna be hot and humid today, and that's just in Petey's mom's bedroom."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony, didn't you say you couldn't wait till Jay showed up? Yeah, me too, but I'm still banging your mom."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony, thanks to Chino, I just had eggplant for breakfast."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony, I was wrong. This is gonna be the last time I bang your mom this month."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey theres Craig's mom, and thats how I got started."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I just wanted Big Pussy to know I got layed last night, and so did Nick mom."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey uh, Paul McCartney was on David Letterman last night, I missed him though cause I was on Craigs mom at the same time."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Doc Ed. Yeah, my to-men-sis made Austin's mom go numb."
YML-"Hey good morning! You guys are on different time zones right, yeah Im on Craigs mom erogenous zone."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craigs mom and I just saw Billy Mays pushing putty while I was packing putty."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Austin. If you ever need any good mom material for your act, I've got some. Just a minute.. Hey, your mom's got some, too."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Nick. Your mom could help get the wood up and I could nail her."
YML-"Yeah, good morning! 911, yeah I got cheated, Craigs mom not putting out and I dont think its fair, and i want...he's coming over and he's going to talk to you."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, when you get your Dads number, give it to me , I want to compare notes about your mom's."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig may think this is a bad idea, but I'm performing flawlessly with his mom."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, you dont have to worry, im just calling to agree with emailer."
YML-"Morning! Hey Tony, Your moms hurting inside right now."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey you know Tony, Im sorry your dads isnt around but both of us being men, we do have something in common, Your mom."
YML-"Hey good morning! Just wanted to give you a quick call, Im leaving Tony mom and on my way to Springfield."
YML-"Hey good morning! Its dark and a little moist at Tony mom house."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I didnt know Tony was going to be there this morning. Im on my way over to his mom house now."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey we just heard Craig was gay, I'd put his mom on but she is at a loss for words."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey did I hear you guys right, you said that was a hog coming out of Craig. Yeah just the (opposite) is what happening to his mom."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey good morning Doc, as women mature do you find that they have a little more of sex drive(Dr. Ed says he doesnt know first hand, but has heard of it.) Well then I guess Craigs mom is right on track."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I want to apologize for some of the turds I layed, but there only so many ways you can do Craigs mom."
YML-"Hey good morning! If I want sex with Craigs mom, I just "collar up"."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, you know what your mom likes about me, Tony? My ???"
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, you know why I go to bed with your mom, Tony? Because she keeps me up."
YML-"Hey good morning! My name is Lisa, I dont know if she a hooker but I get it from an older women in Springfield for free."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey, you once said that if anyone ever had a vivid sex dream of one of the empire members we should share it. Yeah well there were three people having sex, Me, Craigs mom, and Craigs other mom,"
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, you think maybe that guy would give me his mom's number 'cause I'd bang her!"
YML: "Hey, good morning. (Todd asks if he can "top that?" I can't top it, but I'm a little like Tyler. I can feel a little sweat in my body after working out with Craig's mom."
YML-"Hey good morning! I just found one of Craigs mom under me."
YML-"Hey good morning! Um I met Tony mom on the street and I did bang her."
YML-"Hey good morning! I got a poofer in Craigs mom bedroom."
YML-"HEy good morning! Hey I hope Craig finds his biological mom, he'll get happy, I'll get strange."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, Im in Su Mama's Casa."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, I think I found Justin's mom. I just rolled over and there she was."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, do you have the details on the women in Springfield having sex with a caller.... If not I do."
YML-"Hey good morning! I was having sex with this women when her son walked in, she was surprised, I was embarrased, how about you Craig."
YML-"Hey good morning! Long time listener, first time caller. I want to thank Big Pussy for putting me on, and also thank his mom for putting me in."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Doc, with regards to back pain, uh, Craig's mom wants to know if that could be caused by being on your back too much?"
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey theres a better site out there for sex, Its called CraigsMomList."
YML-"Hey good morning! Craigs mom just found a snake in her bed."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, I must be doing it wrong, I pack it in and back it out."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey, when I travel to Springfield, I always pack it in."
YML- "Hey good morning! Hey sorry Im running kinda late, but I got stuck in Tony mom."
YML: "Hey. good morning. Hey, Tyler. I was with Craig's mom and, well to find out what we did go to guybanginyourmom.com"
YML: "Hey, good morning. I just conquered Craig's mom unprotected."
YML-"Hey good morning! Heres a story you'll like Todd, Im with Craigs mom and I lowered my worm in her pond and we both fished and fished and fished."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey with regards to Craig, let me know if you want me to ask his mom any questions."
YML-"Hey good morning! Nick Mom had some sausage but I dont think it was Jimmy Dean."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey dont worry Nick, I have nothing, were back in bed and Im spent."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Nick where does Your Mom keep the sugar, shes in the shower."
YML-(whispering)"Hey good morning! I would of talked with Nick, but I didnt want to wake his mom up."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Jay, I call Craigs mom MakeMeFeelUmGood."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey more people are using Craiglist for everything, I get all I want from Craigs mom."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I came up with a new mixed drink over the weekend for Petey Mac called Petey Mom, yeah the only thing in it is me."
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey. With all that's been happening these past weeks, if you want, you can call me dad."
YML-"Hey good Morning! Hey Tony, Since I've spent the last couple of weeks with Petey's Mom it makes your Mom feel like strange!"
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I've noticed Petey stays on longer than Travis, thats a coincidence Ive been staying on his mom longer too."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Petey, Your mom is showing me, your mom is showing me how to multi-task."(panting in background)
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey's mom gave me some Easter legs to eat"
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Ive been thinking about Trav and I felt a slight aftershock this morning with Craigs mom."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey when I first met Craigs mom, I thought she'd have more clothes on."
YML-" Hey good morning! Hey Tony, Im with your mom and my willy's brown now."
YML- "Hey good morning! Hey I didnt think that you guys would be live today on Good Friday. Oh, oh well what Tony mom did to me this morning made it a good friday."
YML-"Hey you know how guys get excited doing twins, yeah this morning I crossed my eyes with Petey mom."
YML-"Hey good morning! Got a question for Mr. Medicine Hat, can you hypnotize me to see different color hair each day on Tony Mom."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey, even though Trav is on vacation, I like the flexibilty of Petey Mac mom."
YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craigs mom wants to know if I can bring up one more Dick on the show."
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