Guy Bang'n Your Mom

YML: "Hey, good morning. Craig's mom got a different bedroom than me."


YML: "Hey, good morning. Craig called his mom early during the game, but we were already in bed."


YML: "Hey, good morning. I played jump the tuna with Craig's mom."


YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig, your mom's got my big Ping Ping"


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey, have you guys ever done Craigs mom."


YML: "Hey, good morning. I didn't hear Patrick say he'll miss me doing his mom."


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey give Craig's mom a call, she got a finger story."


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey when I'm with Petey mom, we dont even watch the news."


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, which came first, me or your mom."


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, we kinda have something in common. Your mom likes my stutter move."


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tyler I got good news for you! The guy banging your dad, Im banging his mom."


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Petey, your mom a teacher right, yeah she sure taught me some stuff this morning."


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey even if I wasn't doing Petey mom, I like his sport."


CML: "Hey, good morning. My Roman Candle is still going off at Craig's mom's house."


YML: "Hey, good morning. My rig just had an eruption, but Craig's mom capped it."

 

YML-"Hey good morning! I think Petey's a lot like me, he's a momma boy."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, (while grunting) I just wanted you to know that I have only the best intentions for your mom."

YML: "Hey, good morning. If bobbing were a sport, Craig's mom would be in the Winter Olympics."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Nick. Your mom and Jay Medicine Hat have something in common: They are both doing a triple X show."

YML: "Hey, good morning. I was up and down Anderson's peaks this morning."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Austin. Don't worry, my mom's alive and she wants your number."

YML: "Hey, good morning. I just wanted to explain to Austin the ballsack his mom sees isn't on a truck."

YML: "Hey good morning. Hey, Jay, Petey's mom lost 160 pounds this morning when I got off of her."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony, you sound a lot like your mom. She always says to me.."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony, I'm just l -- (talks away from phone) -- I'm just la -- (talks away from phone) -- I'm just laying here with your mom looking at some of your baby pictures!"

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, the valley is at the intersection of two thigh-ways."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, you know how you get to the Evan's Mountains? You slowly come up through the valley."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I'm with Todd, im gonna be traveling to see the Evan's mountains."

YML-"Hey good morning! I got caught over the weekend, Craigs mom found some of Tony's mom weave on me."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, your mom kinda like the Cowboys, they both got "Fricked"

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I hope this doesnt upset you guys, but I made the decision to reveal the guy banging Craig's mom, Its the guy banging Tony mom."

YML-"Hey good morning! Petey's mom had a sinkhole and I fell in it."

YML-"Hey good morning! All this cold weather and ice is good for one thing, its easier to slide into Craigs mom."

YML:" Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey, sounds like you think I'm getting boring. I'm boring your mom right now."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey, we have something in common. -- You cover sports and I cover your mom!"

YML: "Hey good morning. Hey, Petey, your mom just asked me how Craig's Red Giants story ended and I told her in Uranus."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey when Im driving and on the phone, Petey's mom shifts while she's down there."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony. When I'm with your mom, mine hangs over my jeans, but it ain't my stomache!"

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Todd you looking for a warm spot? Yeah how about between Petey's mom leg."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey is Tony in, yeah i'm in too

YML: "Hey, good morning. With all this gay talk with Greg Warren, doesn't sound so bad me bangin' Josh's mom."

YML-"Hey good morning! This could be a first for me, but, hey Jess can I spank your mom."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Petey, that dream, turned out to be wet."

YML-"Hey good morning! I was dreaming in I was bed in Petey mom was just......WHOA this isn't a dream."

YML-"Hey good morning! After being with Craigs mom, I might need some new McNuggets."

YML: "Hey good morning. I am hangover...Petey's mom right now!"

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craigs mom got something right now that rhymes with block warmer."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Petey, you know how your mom got to know me, I slowly inched my way in."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Lendog, It's cute when I do your mom len-doggy style."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony's mom is going to get me off early today."

* NEW *

 
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey Petey, if you ever need me, your mom knows where to get a HOLD of me."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, when I say to you I'm doing your mom it isn't broadcasted over the air is it? (click)

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey before I get to Craig's mom I'd like to talk a little bit about my charity, Moms across the midwest."

CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig. Craig: "Good morning!" CML: "That's chapter three."

CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig. I know the coming of your mom!"

CML: "Hey, good morning. I'm thinking about doing my autobiography. Yeah, each chapter's gonna start out, Hey, Craig."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey there must be cold's going around, Craig's mom is stuffed up now."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey whats Pussy's mom number?"

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I know there's a record in sight, I know Craig would rather I didn't, I know I shouldn't, Its best I don't (moan) Too late."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I'm a little tired so I'll let Petey mom do the talking..(pleasured moans)"

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, whatever your mom says, it happened."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Nick, I think these guys are expecting closure so is your mom home."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Austin, next time you see your mom would you tell her I said hi. Ill let her know you saying hi right now, just a minute."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tyler, guess who I just banged?" Tyler-"Craigs mom" YML-"Ahh, thanks for finishing another story."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey my sperm count is down when I'm with Craigs mom, and I not even using a computer."

YML-"Hey good morning! Im surprised you came up with my pet name for Petey mom, Crotch rubber."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, If you need to fill in some time, I can yackety, schmackety you mom."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Jay, you've always been such a good sport on the show, I just wanted to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Petey, you been such a good sport these past few months, I just wanted to call up and wish you a Happy Thanksgiving. Oh and your mom needs some cream cheese for tomorrow."

YML-"Hey good morning! Nevermind Craig, I found a can in the pantry."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, you been such a good sport all these years I just wanted call you up and wish you a Happy Thankgivi...oh and your mom needs a can of pineapple tidbits."

YML-"Hey good morning! I did a meatspin for Petey mom and it stopped on twelve."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey if you were to look right now, there a penis between Craigs mom legs."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I got a great christmas gift idea for Austin mom this year, Its called Nuru oil."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey my jobs pretty secure as long as Petey mom has an opening for me."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Im an on-Craigs mom all the time listener."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, I'd like to apologize on the air to your mom for banging Craigs mom, Petey mom, and Big Puss's mom, sometimes when she's off the ice."

YML: "Hey, good morning. I've got a sports story for Petey. I'm playing stickball with your mom."

YML-"Hey good morning Hey Craigs mom likes it when my penis stutters."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, Im on overtime right now."

YML-"(Oh go ahead, ill ask for you, just a minute) Hey good morning! Hey can you put a few dollars aside to buy something nice for Tony's mom."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, since you're talking sports, Petey's mom got her game cock on."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig, I just finished with your mom. Follow that!"

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I think I got a computer problem, every time Im with Petey's mom I get a popup."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Petey, hey for being retired, your mom pretty active."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey guess what I started doing every Tuesday, Petey's mom."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, I just wanted Petey to know I haven't forgotten. His mom's still on my to do list."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony, make sure I get some pictures of your stepmom."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, on the back of Tony's mom it says guy bangin' your mom's property!"

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I just had sex with a black cats mom."

YML_"Hey good morning! Hey Austin, yeah dont worry, I ate it last night too."

YML-"Hey good morning! If I send a picture of Tony's mom and me will he accept it."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? What about walking in on a guy banging your mom?"

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I was in a drought over the weekend, but Craigs mom broke me that this morning."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig I just wanted you to know I'm exempt from the do-not call list."

YML: "Hey, good morning. I think you guys answered my question. I think Tony's mom's been looking for a ring on me."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Austin(lower voice) dont look in your mom's bedroom."

YML: "Hey, good morning. I can't remember my first on screen boob. I'm more hands on with Nick's mom."

YML: "Hey, good morning. I had humming on my crotch, but it was just Petey's mom."

YML: "Hey, good morning. I just want to clear something up. I don't do this to irritate Austin, I do it because I like his mom."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, I wanna apologize to Craig's mom. I was only able to make it over once this weekend."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, yeah your mom and I pretended we had a sleep number bed. Yeah she was a 6 and I was a 9."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey. Hey, sorry I got cut off earlier. Your mom rolled over on the phone."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey. Yeah, your mom......(click)"

CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Doc Ed, we kinda got something in common. Every time I'm with Craig's mom, I say, Hey look at this!"

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, with Craig's mom, Petey's mom and Nick's mom, it'll be three peters and out."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, there's one thing Craig likes me to do, and that's.. Nick's mom."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, it's gonna be hot and humid today, and that's just in Petey's mom's bedroom."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony, didn't you say you couldn't wait till Jay showed up? Yeah, me too, but I'm still banging your mom."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony, thanks to Chino, I just had eggplant for breakfast."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony, I was wrong. This is gonna be the last time I bang your mom this month."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey theres Craig's mom, and thats how I got started."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I just wanted Big Pussy to know I got layed last night, and so did Nick mom."

Y
ML-"Hey good morning! Hey uh, Paul McCartney was on David Letterman last night, I missed him though cause I was on Craigs mom at the same time."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Doc Ed. Yeah, my to-men-sis made Austin's mom go numb."

YML-"Hey good morning! You guys are on different time zones right, yeah Im on Craigs mom erogenous zone."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craigs mom and I just saw Billy Mays pushing putty while I was packing putty."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Austin. If you ever need any good mom material for your act, I've got some. Just a minute.. Hey, your mom's got some, too."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Nick. Your mom could help get the wood up and I could nail her."

YML-"Yeah, good morning! 911, yeah I got cheated, Craigs mom not putting out and I dont think its fair, and i want...he's coming over and he's going to talk to you."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, when you get your Dads number, give it to me , I want to compare notes about your mom's."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig may think this is a bad idea, but I'm performing flawlessly with his mom."

 
 

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, you dont have to worry, im just calling to agree with emailer."

YML-"Morning! Hey Tony, Your moms hurting inside right now."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey you know Tony, Im sorry your dads isnt around but both of us being men, we do have something in common, Your mom."

YML-"Hey good morning! Just wanted to give you a quick call, Im leaving Tony mom and on my way to Springfield."

YML-"Hey good morning! Its dark and a little moist at Tony mom house."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I didnt know Tony was going to be there this morning. Im on my way over to his mom house now."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey we just heard Craig was gay, I'd put his mom on but she is at a loss for words."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey did I hear you guys right, you said that was a hog coming out of Craig. Yeah just the (opposite) is what happening to his mom."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey good morning Doc, as women mature do you find that they have a little more of sex drive(Dr. Ed says he doesnt know first hand, but has heard of it.) Well then I guess Craigs mom is right on track."

 
YML-"Hey good morning! Yeah you can put me back on hold, Craigs mom just passed out"
 

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I want to apologize for some of the turds I layed, but there only so many ways you can do Craigs mom."

YML-"Hey good morning! If I want sex with Craigs mom, I just "collar up"."

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, you know what your mom likes about me, Tony? My ???"

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, you know why I go to bed with your mom, Tony? Because she keeps me up."

YML-"Hey good morning! My name is Lisa, I dont know if she a hooker but I get it from an older women in Springfield for free."

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey, you once said that if anyone ever had a vivid sex dream of one of the empire members we should share it. Yeah well there were three people having sex, Me, Craigs mom, and Craigs other mom,"

 

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, you think maybe that guy would give me his mom's number 'cause I'd bang her!"

YML: "Hey, good morning. (Todd asks if he can "top that?" I can't top it, but I'm a little like Tyler. I can feel a little sweat in my body after working out with Craig's mom."

 

YML-"Hey good morning! I just found one of Craigs mom under me."

 

YML-"Hey good morning! Um I met Tony mom on the street and I did bang her."

 

YML-"Hey good morning! I got a poofer in Craigs mom bedroom."

YML-"HEy good morning! Hey I hope Craig finds his biological mom, he'll get happy, I'll get strange."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, Im in Su Mama's Casa."

 


YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, I think I found Justin's mom. I just rolled over and there she was."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, do you have the details on the women in Springfield having sex with a caller.... If not I do."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! I was having sex with this women when her son walked in, she was surprised, I was embarrased, how about you Craig."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Long time listener, first time caller. I want to thank Big Pussy for putting me on, and also thank his mom for putting me in."

 


YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Doc, with regards to back pain, uh, Craig's mom wants to know if that could be caused by being on your back too much?"

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey theres a better site out there for sex, Its called CraigsMomList."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Craigs mom just found a snake in her bed."

 

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, I must be doing it wrong, I pack it in and back it out."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey, when I travel to Springfield, I always pack it in."

 


YML- "Hey good morning! Hey sorry Im running kinda late, but I got stuck in Tony mom."

 


YML: "Hey. good morning. Hey, Tyler. I was with Craig's mom and, well to find out what we did go to guybanginyourmom.com"

 


YML: "Hey, good morning. I just conquered Craig's mom unprotected."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Heres a story you'll like Todd, Im with Craigs mom and I lowered my worm in her pond and we both fished and fished and fished."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey with regards to Craig, let me know if you want me to ask his mom any questions."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Nick Mom had some sausage but I dont think it was Jimmy Dean."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey dont worry Nick, I have nothing, were back in bed and Im spent."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Nick where does Your Mom keep the sugar, shes in the shower."

 


YML-(whispering)"Hey good morning! I would of talked with Nick, but I didnt want to wake his mom up."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Jay, I call Craigs mom MakeMeFeelUmGood."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey more people are using Craiglist for everything, I get all I want from Craigs mom."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I came up with a new mixed drink over the weekend for Petey Mac called Petey Mom, yeah the only thing in it is me."

 


YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey. With all that's been happening these past weeks, if you want, you can call me dad."

 


YML-"Hey good Morning! Hey Tony, Since I've spent the last couple of weeks with Petey's Mom it makes your Mom feel like strange!"

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I've noticed Petey stays on longer than Travis, thats a coincidence Ive been staying on his mom longer too."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Petey, Your mom is showing me, your mom is showing me how to multi-task."(panting in background)

 


YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey's mom gave me some Easter legs to eat"

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Ive been thinking about Trav and I felt a slight aftershock this morning with Craigs mom."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey when I first met Craigs mom, I thought she'd have more clothes on."

 


YML-" Hey good morning! Hey Tony, Im with your mom and my willy's brown now."

 


YML- "Hey good morning! Hey I didnt think that you guys would be live today on Good Friday. Oh, oh well what Tony mom did to me this morning made it a good friday."

 


YML-"Hey you know how guys get excited doing twins, yeah this morning I crossed my eyes with Petey mom."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Got a question for Mr. Medicine Hat, can you hypnotize me to see different color hair each day on Tony Mom."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey, even though Trav is on vacation, I like the flexibilty of Petey Mac mom."

 


YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craigs mom wants to know if I can bring up one more Dick on the show."

 

 

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